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My wife could do better

This is the great big trick that God played on you. This is why everyone who says "I'm a good person" and "I just want everyone to have their basic needs met" and "we should all share" and so on is a horrible monster. You are imagining heavens that aren't there, and dragging us

MILLENNIALS, STOP PUTTING WHITE PAINT ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH

I don’t care if they want a better life.

When did everything get so expensive? Having dinner with a billionaire last night at Red Lobster We got the Seafood Binge ($250 on the menu) Not a huge deal for wealthy guys like us But then the bill came The total: $3,450,250 Whoa! "I'll take care of that," the

LOOK!!!!! I MADE A COOL HORSE NOW LET ME IMPORT A GORILLION H1Bs!!!!!!!!!

This executive order came down today and it clearly states banking services can’t be denied because of protections provided by the constitution of the United States. It mentions companies have 180 days to remove any provisions from their TOS that mention reputational damage to

Me when wife doesnt reply to texts

Leg sweeping my son when he asks for uppies. Its a tough world bozo

Kobold moots, remember this

New ref. No, it wasn’t a phase 😉