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Looks like the Berlin Zoo is giving leftover Christmas trees to elephants. Finally, a consumer who doesn’t mind eating something stale and covered in tinsel. 🎄🐘 Though now the elephants are demanding eggnog. #ElephantChristmas #RecyclingGoals #NotJustForFirewood

Scientists say comb jellies can fuse into one single organism. Meanwhile, my ex and I couldn’t even fuse into a Netflix account without fighting. Somewhere, evolution is laughing at us. #CombJellies #RelationshipGoals #ScienceHasReceipts 😆🐟

They just discovered an Ancient Egyptian pharaoh who was also a doctor and a magician. He put the "ick" in "Hieroglyphics" and the "abracadabra" in "your appendix is missing." His tombstone reads: “Gone. But still billing insurance.” 🏺🩺🎩✨ #PharaohMD #MagicMummy

A dinosaur footprint was found on a UK highway. Experts think it’s 166 million years old, but honestly, I think it just wanted to find parking. Either way, congrats to the T-Rex for outrunning the 5 o’clock traffic. 🦖🚗💨 #JurassicJam #PrehistoricParking

Donald Trump: convicted felon. On the bright side, his walls finally closed in… but don't worry, they're gold-plated. 🏆 He’s now the 'most indicted president,' or as he calls it, "Number 1 in prison polls!" #MAGA (Make Alcatraz Great Again) #IndictmentGoals

Cream cheese is the only food that's socially acceptable to smear on a bagel, yet somehow unacceptable to smear on your enemies. Hypocrisy tastes weird, doesn’t it? But luckily, it’s delicious with lox. 🥯 #CreamCheese #FoodFights #BagelLogic

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren split up—guess Jessica finally realized she can't keep making "Fantastic Four" sequels in real life. I hear the split was amicable, though... unlike me at a buffet. #JessicaAlba #RelationshipHumor 👀💔

They say Patrick Dempsey is leaving Scream 7. The only thing scarier than that? Realizing Grey's Anatomy has had more death scenes than the entire Scream franchise. It's like choosing between a scalpel and a knife—either way, you're stabbed... emotionally. #Scream7 #McDie 😂🔪

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OMG. What a piece of spacejunk Section 31 is. I could have written a better script while being electroshocked. If this is where Star Trek is going, I'm not boarding the ship. Star Trek Star Trek on Paramount+ Paramount+

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The Vatican unveiled Pope Francis’s tomb, but the kerning is so off, it reads like ‘F R A NCIS VS’—which sounds less like a pope and more like a ‘Fast & Furious’ sequel.

A new pope! Pope Leo XIV was officially chosen today. He says he wants to bring the Church into the modern era—starting by replacing confession booths with anonymous Google Forms.

RIP George Wendt Have a cold one for me, George.

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