Apparently there’s been some incredible breakthroughs in air-conditioning technology of the last couple years because according to the repair guy they no longer make any parts for my AC system. Screw killing Hitler, I’m gonna go back in time and purchase the proper size PVC pipe.

Tonight’s gig was a retirement community. Which means it’s 8 o’clock and my workday is done. Good God I love working for old people.

It’s been six years since we lost Steven BRODY Stevens I have a few favorite stories about him but I try to share this one every year.

I didn’t think that Oval Office thing went all that bad today. Kind of reminded me of doing morning radio with Stanhope.

We live in a society that doesn’t teach young people how to deal with “never heard of the best picture winner” syndrome. I would like to offer some words of advice, but it’s still sinking in. I have a lot of competing emotions.

John Mulaney's Bone Thugs-N-Harmony story is 10 minutes long and worth every second of your time. #EverybodysLive

They send frogs you send lice They curse you with pestilence you curse them with boils They put one of yours on the cross you put one of theirs in eternal damnation That’s the Chicago way

I heard what put the new Pope over the top was his successful appearance on Rogan 

If you think church is long now, wait till they do a Chicago-style Communion wafer.  3 inches thick and served with an Old Style.

Reasonable people can disagree but I think the fact that 45 years later these guys can put together $400 million for a plane is pretty impressive. Maybe college isn’t so damn important, nerds.

Three years ago, the Ventura Harbor Comedy Club attempted a bold, marketing campaign, or it was a typo, we may never know. All I can tell you is that this is very real and was up on their website for weeks.

This asshole

Kurt Russell’s son Wyatt speaks out against what is happening right now in Los Angeles. Maybe a few ICE agents heard what he had to say. 🇺🇸 H/T: CALL TO ACTIVISM #BlackOps7 #LosAngeles #LARiots #RyanArmy

There’s a huge riot taking place in L.A. right now at the corner of Gulf and Tonkin

I'm a 58-year-old retired roofer from Zanesville, OH who has no relationship with his children and has been banned from 4 separate Chili's locations for berating staff, and I have deep concerns about the Democratic candidate for mayor of New York City, a place I have never been.