Why did the mermaid wear seashells? Because the B-shells were too small. #ClassicJokeMonday

Gasp! Jen Knox, Just saw lady riding down Harbord wearing your cape! She looked like superwoman on a bike as it was flapping behind her.

Who wore it best?

YES RTJason Sweeney: I love gorgonzola,but I would love it more if it was named Gorgonzilla. And it was a giant cheese monster.And we were friends.

Overheard on Bloor street -- Quirky dog owner says to his black lab: "Don't forget to flush." Ha!

Best 'No Parking' sign ever.

Opening ceremonies in San Fran and also my life motto. instagr.am/p/Kwp-eSiGy8/

Shall we call this the ultimate #hipster beer?

#itsjustbeer

20 bucks for this? Really??!! #kriskringle2012recipientbeware

In Jenga, there's no winner only one loser... which makes it the best game ever

Wondrous pink clouds floating over my #Toronto

Cab driver just dropped us off and said: "Have fun. Get drunk. We're driving." #weddingsinthesault

I suddenly (inexplicably) want fluorescent yellow running shoes. #Olympicsbandwagonner

hehe “@scottfeschuk: Babies posed to look like Usain Bolt. Also a cat. That is all. bit.ly/Qnfl5o”

That is a VERY dirty martini right there.

That is a VERY dirty momofuko seasonal pickle right there.

Trailer Park Boys to debut new seasons on Netflix cbc.ca/1.2561532

A word on To The Bone, below. A beautiful film made with a lot of heart and respect by director @martinoxon and star Lily Collins x.com/martinoxon/sta…