no representation for maverick red 100s smokers

Jalen Hurts won Philadelphia a Super Bowl, he could wear a hat with my home address and instructions on how to plant a pipe bomb on it if he wanted to.

I know her heart

I FUCKING LOVE CHECKING DOWN. I LOVE THROWING TO THE FLAT. YUMMY YUMMY 3 YARDS GAINED PASSING

Girls love walking into traffic #GirlsLoveWalkingIntoTraffic

tis the season

I’d like to see those three ghosts try me tonight

current 20 something and i literally have all of this in philadelphia

this miller light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

Yeah I was supposed to go D1 line cook but I broke my weed smoking hand

I don’t really feel like celebrating 250 years of the US this year but I WILL celebrate 250 years of my country of Philadelphia being the center of the universe

just got really hot all the sudden think im gonna take off my pants

and this is why live music is dying for YOU. it’s alive and well and thriving for hundreds of thousands of us !!!

the reason they are so funny is because of the deep well of sadness that only the great commonwealth of pennsylvania can instill in a person

big ass snow storm plus two weeks of sub freezing temps really shows you who has no business owning a car in the city

*Coming out to my parents* I’m…. Demisexual… Whore dad: I have no son.

Tinder update: Why is everyone so outdoorsy? All these profiles are about traveling/hiking. I want a fuckin slug woman.