“when i get home you better not be making honey butter bread covered in -38 degree temperatures” me-

'Billy the Cunt' will not be beaten.🤣 Ricky Gervais #AfterLife

Owner of 150/1 Leopardstown RC winner Jeannot Lappin had twenty quid on at 600/1! - and the horse only cost three grand!

Fantasy team? Sure, kid — I'm on your mother's fantasy team. She puts me in every week. Heheh.

Club legends 💙 #EmiratesFACup

Denman was born 25 years ago today 🏇🏻 #TheTank

I miss the simple days.

😂😂😂😂

Breaking: Kieran Shoemark has lost the big job with John and Thady Gosden, just days after Field Of Gold's 2000 Guineas defeat... Per Nick Luck

Watch the jockey in the blue and yellow colours! 🤯

Goodnight, Goodison. 💙 #EndOfAnEra

Quite a few of these nicknames were in the script. Then these idiots came up with a few more to surprise me 😂

Waking up after blacking out with a with a full inventory is a top 5 feeling

“Dettol goes bankrupt” The 0.1% germs:

An Everton fan celebrating his wedding anniversary in Las Vegas asked the open top bus driver to play Z-cars as they drove down the strip… Brilliant! 👏🤣

Leaked scene

Anyone watching Cam Newton get into it with the Alabama A&M Mascot?