How the world would look if Darren Sharper took down Greg Jennings

Good work

(Most frustrating outcome for the Browns season is that the defense is legitimately very good and it just doesn’t matter.)

Just figured out you can schedule texts. Gonna do this to my buddys every day now. Mind games

“We are getting brunch with my parents remember to dress nice” The outfit:

Guards ball is a cute way of saying the majority of the lineup can't hit the ball near the goddamn warning track

Buyout fund: You should be able to round up to the next dollar on concession stand purchases and the difference goes to your coaches buyout fund

O-H 🗣️ Jeremiah Smith | #GoBucks

Neither dart or skattebo are remembering their loved ones names by age 50

Dillon Gabriel is really small and has a subpar arm, but he makes up for it with a lack of athleticism. #Browns

“Is Ricky Pearsall injury prone?” “Shot in chest”

how does portland get the old fashioned cigarette smoke effect in their arena

#DarylKnew

Me on any given day randomly in my living room

Bernie Kosar’s liver transplant went so well that he was just informed that he is being discharged from the hospital this afternoon instead of next month. Just in time, as Kosar texted, “to watch Monday Night Football.”

pop pops phone

I hope one day we get upgraded to 34 hours a day.... 24 just ain't cutting it for me anymore.... #Grind #HustleMentality