Forever is barely enough time with you

plotting scheming

I’m hosting a big ol’ party for VDAY WEEKEND in brooklyn! and raffling off hella prizes for Callen-Lorde Community Health Center 💔❤️💔 $500 off ur next tattoo anyone? tix in bio! 💸

of course Gromit is an aquarius

“i wish i could get scurvy one day just to heal myself with oranges”

didn’t feel the earthquake cause I was watching the Jojo Siwa video

Talk about everyone wants a revolution but no one wants to do the dishes. Feminist men, a word: learn to do all those things and DO them. Take the notes. Organize the group gift. Keep track of birthdays. Take the lunch order and call it in. DO a feminism, don’t just say it.

engaged to a writer so I have to edit my texts when I fuck up my grammar / spelling to avoid bullying :/

“down bad crying at the gym” me too

honestly no

i wanna thank sabrina carpenter for really solidifying with the general public how to pronounce and spell Espresso

Fake ass chiller I can feel your ambitious nature

why does everything have to be a thread

On the one year anniversary of my mom’s death, my dad passed away from cancer. My dad was my best friend, my rock, and my favorite person in the world. I was laid off while I was caring for him, so any donations are appreciated gofundme.com/f/donate-to-al…

Muppet Conclave but Ralph Fiennes is human

im built different (doing babyratutouille)

i don't like how mean everyone is becoming it's genuinely lame as fuck

Bob Dylan has joined TikTok.

Hear the New York DIY duo Um, Jennifer?'s new song "Old Grimes" stereogum.com/2302064/um-jen…