Just to clarify "money doesn't buy happiness" means "luxury goods don't bring fulfillment" not "people shouldn't worry about having money to pay bills"

happy father’s day

The July 2003 issue of Vanity Fair is still the bible.

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The answer is yes - I DID leave reviews on Paris Hilton’s album on iTunes as Fiona Apple in sixth grade

This is 76 yr old Gwen Levy who was returned to prison for not answering a call from her federal probation officer while in this computer class. They told her lawyer, “because she could have been robbing a bank, [we’re] going to treat her as if she was robbing a bank.”

girls want one thing and it's for someone to take 3-5 hot & sophisticated pics of them on 35mm film

Who cares about the founding fathers, they didn’t even live in LA

I can proudly say that I don’t even know what Joe Rogan looks or sounds like

One time a 70yo Iranian man came into the club for his birthday and told me that strippers go to heaven bc people who live to bring others joy are children of God.

ABOLISH CASH BAIL

say it louder for the people in the back

It’s hard watching RHOBH season 2 ten years after it aired …. This would’ve been such a trip watch as it happened in 2011 🥲

it’s crazy that they only figured out tectonic plates in the 60s. a child in the 50s would say “it seems like south america and africa would fit together” and his mom would go “that’s cute honey would you like a cigarette”

Nothing more powerful than me responding to girls who I barely know’s Instagram stories after 4 drinks