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College Equestrian Expert Auburn Elvis

@auburnelvis

That guy in the Elvis suit at the Auburn event.
I cover Auburn EQ for Auburn Daily. 🐎

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Auburn needs someone holding a "Worry about the games" sign at all celebrations & events: New pedestrian traffic pattern downtown? Worry about the games! Rolling w/ Eli? Worry about the games! Relative just had a baby? WoRrY AbOuT tHe DaNG gAmEs! Are we a serious program or not?

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Instead of hating on this, I say we all show up with "Power Wheelchair Soccer National Champions" signs and then the world record will be held for celebrating our national championship power soccer team.

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It's mind-blowing what people think is legal just b/c the NCAA wants it to be. Future generation will not comprehend how a college sports league forced a church to disclose funding for its roof, just so they could make sure a student athlete wasn't getting paid. But it happened.

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My "legitimate" NIL Collective idea: Art-Based NIL Deals. We pay the athletes to come in and paint a painting. We could justify pretty much any payment amount this way. And who knows? Maybe the collection actually increases in value over time. Win-win.

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I really enjoy being a First Serve Club member. The preferred seating is nice, and the pre-match chalk talks with Coach Crouch are very, very cool. I would recommend joining to any Auburn fans wanting to support AU VB.

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"LEt's pLaY AlL ThE NatIOnAl ChAmPioNShiPs iN ThE RoSe bOwL" is the CFB equivalent of the groom's mother suggesting the bride wear her old gown instead of buying a new one. It's not your day, ma'am.

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Did any of y'all ever achieve all of the Presidential Fitness Test levels for your age? I could do the mile, shuttle run, and sit-and-reach, but the sit-ups and pull-ups just seemed outrageously difficult for me.

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If you're going to DragonCon this year and you're interested in watching the Auburn/ Baylor game, I'll be hosting an unofficial watch party in the America'sMart Building 3: 2nd Floor Atrium. (Where RPG Gaming is held)

If you're going to DragonCon this year and you're interested in watching the Auburn/ Baylor game, I'll be hosting an unofficial watch party in the America'sMart Building 3: 2nd Floor Atrium. (Where RPG Gaming is held)
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After Auburn Football's championship news today, I resume my call for Auburn Equestrian to claim the 2019-20 National Championship. Auburn was the only undefeated equestrian team b/f COVID halted the postseason. The Tigers beat all 9 of the other ranked teams, 7 of which on the road.