Decided to give this Wing service a try. I hope it’s worth it Joe Santagato.

🤣😂🤣

4th concert of my entire life. Looking forward to a great night!! #RebaAtMystic

People who “don’t understand” same sex relationships make me laugh because fuck, I don’t understand Korean but I still know it’s a real fucking language

You really don’t know a person until: 1. You travel with them. 2. Money is involved. 3. You deal with them when they’re angry.

8-year-old: Why does Mom say "soda?" Me: She's from southern Illinois. 8: Why do you say "pop?" Me: I'm from America.

I’m hearing a lot of “so men are just supposed to be scared of women now?” I mean, if that’s what needs to happen for you to be cool to us, maybe. We’ve been scared of you for like six thousand years. You’ll get used to it after a while.

Tomorrow is National sex day and the only thing fucking me is life

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a cat, asking him where all my hair ties are.

I love this man. He can do no wrong.

My love for traveling ain’t matching my bank account. Someone throw me a calm 500k nothing crazy tho

Holy shit

The South Carolina senate is debating a total abortion ban, from conception. And this Senator’s argument is “I don’t accept that an incest victim has to have an abortion.”

If only

If you’re fine with your children undergoing active shooter drills every year but lose your shit over them potentially seeing the pride section at Target, you make no sense and are staggeringly unfit for parenthood.

Once again, not a drag queen. deadstate.org/christian-yout…

Never trust someone who goes from laughing to threatening to kick you out in half a second. I can’t wait to go home and leave this psycho behind.

I burned the fuck out of my drink. I might as well be doing shots at this point! 🤢🤢

turbulence doesn’t scare me. if the plane i’m on loses control and i die that is ok. but if i get a window seat next to a stranger and i have to ask them to get up so i can go to the bathroom... that terrifies me.