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Attorney Kendall

@attykendall

Criminal Defense and DUI Lawyer

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My band is thinking of playing this new country western bar. The owner said, we have two rules here: three chord bands, preferably C F and G, and no one under 21. I said my younger cousin wants to see us play. You sure you can’t allow a minor?

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Reading a trial transcript- “Q: Tell me about your vision. “A: I don’t know the exact numbers but I believe I’m shortsighted.”

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Germany (1939): We are taking control of Poland and its 35 million people England (righteously): You mustn’t do that it is wrong to control an entire nation and its people India’s 300 million people (collectively): ?????????

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If you were wondering the difference between “and” and “or,” read this US Supreme Court argument (don’t worry it’s only 122 pages): supremecourt.gov/oral_arguments…

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There’s one word in English I know of that follows the Romance Language practice of matching an adjective to the noun gender. That word is Blond/Blonde. Are there others?

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Looking forward to all the self titled scientist geeks who will take a one week break from their astrological musings to become astronomers

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She just said, “This is textbook work so far,” when commenting on men’s trampoline. I went to school for a lot of years. I can safely say in all those years, I never saw a trampoline textbook. I would’ve changed majors then and there.

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It takes up to 500 years for 90% of the plastic bags to decompose. Except, apparently, for the handles, approximately 75% of which decompose within the 3 seconds it takes me to get from my driveway to my front door.

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It would be interesting if any person who claims to be a sovereign citizen would be found to have renounced their US citizenship which would make them deportable for many criminal offenses.