#appellatetwitter It was an honor just to be on the team supporting Abu Zubaydah. "When elected leaders betray their allegiance to the law and abandon their faith in the cleansing power of the truth, they must find no quarter in the Court." justsecurity.org/80649/in-us-v-…

The biggest conspiracy theory I believe is that in 2016 Disney hastily made made their animatronic Hillary Clinton into Trump

Tradition

Me: I dunno I don’t think the 5th circuit enjoys sitting en banc The 5s:

There are two wolves inside of me. One thinks SBR is an NFA item, and the other thinks it’s a barbecue sauce.

En banc 10th Circuit: When govt listened in on defense counsel calls in violation of the 6th Amendment right to counsel, a showing of prejudice is required, overturning prior panel precedent saying such violations are structural error. ca10.uscourts.gov/sites/ca10/fil… #N

Absolutely incredible photo from the archives. FILE - President Bill Clinton's cat Socks peers over the podium in the White House briefing room in Washington on March 19, 1994. (AP Photo/Marcy Nighswander, File)

Why am I soft in the middle? The rest of my life is so hard.

Admittedly a niche xweet—but did anyone else with exposure to the military justice system do a double take when the news described Judge Susan Crawford as a liberal? 😂

And Adam said unto Eve: “Family”

TFW you search for “longstanding” laws banning possession of firearms by felons.

Acquiring U.S. citizenship at birth when born outside the U.S. and its outlying possessions: Bloodlines

honestly didn't expect this is what would happen when i joined a menswear forum 15 years ago

Spoiler alert 🚨 don’t contemplate Doug’s question until you finished Finding Forrester (2000)

Sorry, I’ve got nothing 🤷🏻‍♂️. I’ll try harder .

Criminal defense friends (and prosecutor frenemies): can you think of a time where a jury reported deadlock, the court gave an Allen charge, and that jury thereafter acquitted the defendant ?

Tell me something good. I want to be genuinely happy for you.