Yall always talkin about being real lovers, but reserve your love strictly for romantic purposes. REAL lovers are out here loving their friends, family, the stranger who needs a lil encouragement, animals. Romantic love ain’t even top 3 for real lovers.

we be having dreams instead

Grannies really got it right with tea and soup and knitting and doing puzzles and sitting outside listening to the birds and having a sweet treat and going to bed at 8pm

you are in charge of making your birthday special

you gotta hand it to sabrina carpenter, i don’t think i’ve heard anyone say “expresso” in like a year

Greatest lesson I've learned this year is you can't have one foot in your old life and one foot in your new life and expect change. You have to fully commit to the new life.

my typa man

me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch

might quit my job to focus on summer

so interesting watching love island through your tweets like girl I hope huda is ok I guess

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don't fancy nonsense is really important.

Why do people wait til the New Year to cut people off ? boy fck U right now on june 29th

No matter who they are/how much they make, they will take your clothes.

Queen West about to be frig up

skorts that are skirts in the front but visibly shorts in the back. why would i want that.

When Kobe died

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

one of the best features of adhd is not missing people

Women need to have a tiny shared apartment with their best friend on a seaside that they retreat to every 1-2 months to have sleepovers

I think I’ve done enough is the perfect response.