Another day in the junkyard…

You too?

You — ow. I think you're passing that onto me.

… Nevermind.

Shiiiiit — ! I cracked something, ow — owwwww! 💢

Freak.

Oh shut up.

… 💢 First off, pulling it wrong. He's gonna rip the contact off.

If you're gonna do it it's worth doing it right. Newton's first law: Inertia. The less mass something has, the less energy you need to pull it. Be *gentle.* I know that's hard for you, but try.

What the hell's he need them for anyway? Trying to make a buck? There's better ways.

Kisses? How much?

For a little cutie like you? That's a damn crime.

Holy shit, it's the new year already? Was I gone for that long?