ME: "It really sucks that Neil Gaiman turned out to be a piece of shit." VULTURE ARTICLE:

Only catching up with last night’s Traitors and I am CRYING. That task was beyond unhinged. Claudia couldn’t even contain it! 😂 #TraitorsUK

Gone right off Leanne. She cannot stand anyone questioning her about ANYTHING! Babe, do you know what show you’re on?! #TraitorsUK

Joe coming for Alexander at the round table has me like… Alexander is an UTTER GENTLEMAN and I would die for him! #TraitorsUK

MAGA 2024: “I’m sick of seeing gay pride stuff everywhere…” MAGA 2025:

anyways

Wow. Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde fearlessly calls out Trump and Vance to their faces. This is heroic.

Alexander apologising for the spelling 😩😩😩 He’s so pure! #TraitorsUK

Traitors is the BEST FUCKING SHOW ON TV!!! 😱 #TraitorsUK

Minah was good but this man remains the King 👑 #TraitorsUK

Claudia deserves a BAFTA for this moment alone #TheTraitors

SHE CHOSE CHARLOTTE!!

If anyone would like to keep track, my 5 year old has called this: “The best day of his life” “The most exciting day of his life” “The most boring day of his life” “The worst day of his life” 🙃 #StormEowyn

I would pay anything to watch zelenskyy punch jd vance in the face.

Is this the time to plug my dusty old publication on how problematic ‘Wuthering Heights’ adaptations are?! *screams into pillow*

Jacqui is an actual horror. HORROR. It’s difficult to watch 🤬 #MAFSAU

Is Adrian: 1. Fucking Stupid? 2. A Fucking Psychopath? 3. Both? #MAFSAU

And shout out to Jamie, a true girls girl! LOVE HER #MAFSAU

Watched my first ever ep of ‘House M.D’ And I will never be eating pork again 😱😱😱

I try and embrace the Americanisms in the New York Times Games but ‘persnickety’ has pushed my British ass over the EDGE! 🫨