Tip Techmeme http://bit.ly/etkSX Ask brings back butler Jeeves

Suddenly you noticed that even the stewards were green and were called the green team. http://bit.ly/jzkxR

Everything ██is█████ ████ ████fine ███ █ ████ love. ████ █████ the ███ Egypt ███ ████ government ██ #jan25 #Egypt #censorship

Swearing in of members of new cabinet. Save our souls - they are ANCIENT - almost mummified (!). #egypt #jan25 #mubarak

Swearing in of new cabinet - 2 of them can't even stand erect, 1 was physically wobbling. they are ANCIENT - almost mummified #egypt #jan25

David Lawson Just been watching the swearing in of members of new cabinet. Save our souls - they are ANCIENT - almost mummified (!). #egypt

#WC11 It's Ross Taylor's birthday. Akhtar delivered the cake. Razzaq the candle. And Kamran blew it.

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