i want the Conrad Fischer yearning simp

I don’t even need to tell you to send. The sight of my perfection already empties your wallet.

comment a cat emoji to claim it 🐈‍⬛

The deeper you fall, the more you beg, the emptier your wallet gets and the wetter I get..

Moots, no gatekeeping - your fav, long lasting perfume? 🌸

Grip that wallet hard and squeeze out every last dollar for Goddess 😏

This beautiful elf queen doesn’t eat candy.. she eats wallets of weak little males that kneel at her throne 👑

It was debt at first sight, huh loser?

Oh no! Did my “eyes” distract your credit card?

The Neighborhood coming out with a new album and going on tour wasn’t on my bingo card, but damnnn. It’s time for you dummies to pay for my concert tickets and vinyl 💸

Drained just this morning. Round it up to $300.

Drool for someone else’s meal, cuckies 🍴

I love how I can be at home chilling, dressed like Adam Sandler and draining you of your life savings 🙃

Is he even a sub if he doesn’t kick his feet up and down and giggle whenever he sends? 🤷🏻‍♀️

omw to get my beauty sleep, i expect to wake up to multiple coffee sends, i’m a busy european goddess, so espressos are essential

Waking up to coffee sends from brainless dummies that are obsessed with me and listening to a podcast makes me feel so feminine at the beginning of another lovely day 💗 MORE

deleted only lasted $200.. you gooners need to work on your sub stamina, srsly

My beauty isn’t meant to please you.. it’s meant to ruin you and it’s doing a damn good job 😌

you can’t think that women were “made” just to procreate and then be shocked that there’s a male loneliness epidemic

Misogyny is rooted in jealousy