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Anyone else’s microwave timer and smoke alarm seem to be best friends?

Pro tip- save your eclipse glasses for trips to the dentist.

Not sure how many people need to hear this but it’s could’ve and would’ve not could of or would of. My phone even auto corrected the latter which should concern more people.

In the past couple weeks, we paid taxes, sent billions to other countries but is Hawaii ok?

As an adult, weddings are the best places to start a game of duck duck goose.

Getting ready for the pool season, now only eating vegetarian pizza and Diet Pepsi.

Hoping Elon Musk sends some astronauts to the moon so we can put an end to everyone that thinks we can’t land on the moon.

Last night I learned you have to garnish fettuccine with parsley and definitely not cilantro…

What is it about sci fi movies that leads all kinds of characters to fall into a fast abyss?

Can we fix the jury duty system? Smart people that understand the legal system, stipends that cover more than parking, and not seemingly wasting everyone’s time?

I’ve now eaten a full size snickers and demolished 2 king sized butterfinger after trying to be “the house” on Halloween. Is there an app to check how much candy to stock on Halloween? Not sure I can make it to Thanksgiving with what I have left without clearing Costco boxes.

Handleit Grips Yep, sounds about right

What is an acceptable amount of throw pillows?

I wonder if spiders will evolve to be smaller over time since we kill all the big ones we see in our homes.