Tomorrow, I fly to Europe wth @david_munoz342. I cannot wait to slay the trip! And that whole continent AF, basically. I will make a stop in Venice and my friends seemed to have done it well. I will do it better! Hah! youtu.be/59wV7LtrRjc

Do you remember when I joined Twitter? You should! It was monumental AF. #MyTwitterAnniversary

My biggest fear: Full Brazilian Wax. I fear my butt cheeks will literally get stuck to each other from the wax. And the allergic reactions. Ugh. Don’t even get me started.

Yesterday, I went to my first spin class with andre. Not only was that a big mistake, but I learned that my boobs are big AF and kept hitting the bike. At least I had Chipotle afterwards. That made it all okay. There’s a taste AF of my Wednesday.

Fun fact about me: I love the smell of gas. Like gasoline. Don’t @ me.

I’m trying to think of who the most judgmental person I know is! Oh wait... It’s me.

Me: “Did you just sneeze into my purse?”

AF! Just how I like it. Thank you to the creator of this sign for speaking my language. AF!

I just noticed a spider in my apartment. Not because I saw it - but because I sensed it. I’m ready to be in Spider Verse asap AF.

Met this guy who had lucious hair AF. I would pay $400 to have his hair made into a wig for me. Too bad he cut it all off already! He’s basically dead to me.

I have to confess: I hate ceiling fans. Their aggressive swooshes inconsistently hit me with their lanky air arms. No thanx.

Ha! I’ve been killing the Twitter game for 3 years now. My fame, my legacy, and my Star Power will never end. You’re welcome, Twitter!

Do I find horror movies funny AF? Yes. Like, ROFL-type funny. But do I have AWFUL nightmares afterwards? Yes. So IT 2 is going to be a no AF for me. Sorry and thanx.

I have just revisited some old tweets. And I’m crying. I can’t believe how funny I am! Thanx to me, I can make me laugh. Lol. I love me.

Hi All. I’m back on the Twitter, during Quarantine. Stay positive and stay healthy! Except if you’re somewhat positive with Rona. Then stay away. Thanx!

Just in case anyone has been curious: I’ve been quarantining during quarantine. Hibernation mode. I’ve seen about 4 people during this year. Which includes me, myself, and I. Am I insane? No. Powerful? Yes af. Hah!

Today, I am thankful for Me, Myself, and I. My abilities are great all around, and Thanksgiving Day is a reminder of my greatness. Hah! I’m amazing. Thanks to me AF!

Finally. I am finally a UT Austin graduate! I want thank me, myself, and I for getting me this far. Hook’em and Hook‘me! #utaustin #ut2018