“Where the hell is Shinji?! He better have a good reason for being so fucking late”

“Clearly i am the best!”

“I got the best Eva and the best looks so you can’t get on my level Rei, just suck it up - you are just a little miss perfect that can’t get what she wants!”

“Shut up! I didn’t ask to see you Shinji and oh god you think we are FRIENDS?? Ew totally not friends with a gross crybaby like you!”

“Shinji is so annoying”

Flicking his forehead angrily “We. Are. Not. Friends!”

“Oh please I’m amazing, shinki is a crybaby!”

“It is fucking true! You whine and complain!”