It's quiet. John? James? I'm scared.

It happens every year but it is still a disappointment.

Jaaaammmmmessss. James. What is the frictional coefficient of blood? I can't find my notes :(

It was important my dear.

James, you shouldn't be reliant on social media.

Nonsense. I am all you need to stay in touch with.

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These best be anniversary presents you plan to get me.

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We should bump that number up to five.

It is adorable, it may be early but it's perfect.

If I may make one demand, we must get a bee onesie to accompany it.

I think I need to marry you right this moment.

And seriously we are getting the onesie and the hat. And married. Please.

I think you'll find I'm much more receptive to eating breakfast if you let me steal bites over your shoulder. The crime makes it taste better.

My hands get cold if I take them out of the blanket. Can't have that. Thus, you have to feed me. A tragedy really but one I am willing to accept.

Lazy? Me? Quite the accusation. Who is the one who keeps indulging my laziness?

I do better snacking. And forbidden snacks are the best. Thank you for your sacrifice my dear.