I have a billion dollar idea. Check it out. A bar that plays music at about half the volume of all the other bars.

More fiction is written in Excel than Word

We need a dang TSA PreCheck program for reCAPTCHAs >:(

BLESS THEM

The moment that Mo made history. 🐐

Astigmatism is when the cornea is slightly curved rather than completely round.. With astigmatism, light focuses on several points of the retina rather just one point. This is what people with Astigmatisms vs without.

Per my last email face

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There is little more relieving than the Microsoft AutoUpdate for Mac updating WITHOUT the second check updating all of Office for Mac 😌

Current state of San Francisco Sandwich with 2 ingredients = $15 - no problem Additional user of SaaS product is $15/month - too expensive let’s build it in house

Ready for another AirPods Pro giveaway? Got five pairs this time. Just RT and you're in! Giveaway open worldwide, winners will be picked on Monday. Good luck!

Weight Watchers probably regretting their promoted hashtag tonight

I can’t help thinking he’s chuckling somewhere knowing hundreds of bands with gigs tonight are trying to figure out “an easy Rush song.”

Someone: Im in town! New Yorkers: OMFG!! That’s so great! Have fun!!!!

Things always seem terrible around here, but yesterday my daughter saw her first waterfall and I got to watch her face.

trying to talk to a video game shopkeeper and accidentally stealing an item in front of them

So odd that major networks still apparently prefer to show random banal content than throw in a live central time countdown. I enjoy extra countdowns! 🤷‍♂️