The one fight I didn’t want to win

One time I took selfies of myself on Snapchat and put them On Twitter cuz I thought I looked good and then they went viral and then someone thought I looked like a douchebag which I did and they put a certain text over it and because of that I have prevented a lot of suicides

Harambe welcoming Hawktuah into heaven

How does someone bark politely

Holy shit it’s the guy

Was this movie good

Fell for it again

mussolini nominates hitIer for nobel peace prize

Feel good story of the week

But universities have to be apolitical in order to keep their tax free status?

dudes a f**king rockstar and his own party tryna torpedo him

That’s not enough time for anything

I hate Christianity

Sounds like a guy I’d wanna be friends with

What’s the obsession with calling left wing people narcissistic recently

Somewhere out there, there’s (undoubtedly) an Israel Harry Potter fan who’s really mad that Israeli wizards have to go to the same school as the rest of MENA instead of Europe

I got happiness and rich so not true

Not like that though