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Incorrect -- Astrology Deathmatch is! More info about the new show format soon!

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!!!! 🚨 YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS THIS INCREDIBLE TRIO ☀️ ⏰ SEPTEMBER 21ST! BE THERE OR BE A GRAND SQUARE 😢□ 🤡 BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGELS INCLUDED*

THIS SATURDAY 12P PACIFIC 3P EASTERN 8P UK 9P EUROPE LIVE on Youtube / X There will be three mystery contestants. Ask them whatever questions you want, then vote who you think has this birth chart. Be there or be square.

On Saturday, 3p Eastern, tune into Astrology Deathmatch and see if you can determine which of the 3 of my friends has this natal chart! The three people will be answering questions from the astrologers and the live audience. Here it is in placidus, whole sign, and lahiri.

Tomorrow!

TUNE IN, THIS IS THE BEST SHOW ALEX HAS DONE THUSFAR 👏 Love this format so much!!!

I win Astrology Deathmatch lmao Also Maryanne should be my friend we have Very similar charts. As soon as she walked out I knew it was her lmao

CONGRATS TO 🔱 Empress Atlantis 🔱 who won this episode Astrology Deathmatch!

Nice going!

The live audience did good with the poll! Congrats guys!

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DEC 14, 1p PST / 4p EST / 9p UK / 10p EU Join myself, michel, h♀︎pe, and Mighty Robyn ☽︎☋ for a special episode of ASTRO LIVE! We will be discussing Charli XCX's chart and the astrology of "brat" - then taking your calls to read your chart live! On X / youtube

my first astro live with some of my favorites!!! we're going to analyze the astrology of "brat" and charli xcx then read some charts from the audience. tune in if you want to be read to filth by some of the best astrologers on the app 😏😏😏

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TL;DR: I'm a cowardly knobslobbing dickweed that's too afraid to go head to head with Alex Harper (alex harper ♃) in a chart reading contest so I blocked him

I talk shit about the astro community, but when alex harper ♃ challenges me to a chart reading contest, I block him and then cry like a little bitch

My hands here are depicting how gaped my asshole is after I bottom for alex harper ♃

alex harper ♃ Astrology Deathmatch astrology will become truly mainstream when people are prosecuted for trying to kill trump with a curse talisman

We will be posted up in a mystery location, somewhere in Los Angeles with a table and sign that says "free astrology readings," reading any passerby to absolute filth. This Friday, 10pm eastern, 7pm pacific. Don't miss it! Astrobitch ♋ ♓ ♎ 🔱 Empress Atlantis 🔱 h♀︎pe alex harper ♃