I miss Ruth

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been rear ended in a McDonald’s drive through I would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

Everyone, I was drugged by my own mother this week. Stay safe out there!

I’ll never be able to hire anyone because I look at all resumes and say “they seem really nice”

my grandma: “oh I thought it meant ‘I died in a fire family come save me’” #whatdoyoumeme

I’ve been wearing my hat backwards a lot recently in a super ironic way… but I gotta tell you idk it’s starting to feel unironic.

I haven’t heard about that Kent State gun girl in awhile… I hope she’s not well.

Do you feel like Amy C*ney B*rrett feels like scum of the earth rn or is she just sitting there unphased like a psychopath… I’m genuinely so curious

not me getting sent away from voting because I’m a liberal😭🤚🏼 like I paid my taxes

The older I get the more I realize I want a stay at home wife. Either that or I’m 100% hiring a maid because working AND cleaning? That is not it.

A 10-year-old girl was denied abortion services in Ohio. 10. So no, I’m not ok with the Democratic Party’s response federally simply being “vote in November.” Residents in my state can’t wait till November and 10-year-olds can’t vote. Here’s what they should be doing. 1/

Listen I’ve been eating healthy for 2 days and I need a cake

Today one of my friends called me a baby queer to a group of other queer people and they clapped for me? Truly it was something I didn’t know I needed 🥹

I met someone who is a Sagittarius with a Cancer moon and I’ve never felt so seen 🥹

One time I wrote a short story about how I consumed coffee it literally gave me life. I can’t remember how it went but I know it was dramatic and I got an A for it.

personally, if joe biden cancels even $10k of my student loans i will hang a little picture of him in my living room like an Italian grandma does with the pope

I’m on a united flight and I just spotted the stroopwafel, mission accomplished.

You don’t understand, I will never shut up about Taylor Swift and Lana del Ray being on the same track together. I’ve been waiting for this moment for years.

The moment everyone realized the surprise song was Back To December and the bracelet lights changed to purple 🥹 #TStheErasTour via angelica ❤️‍🔥

As I’m watching the Eras Tour Documentary, I am reminded of when I went to NOLA night 1: beautiful, amazing! Then the next day saw a video of Taylor singing Espresso with Sabrina at NOLA night 2 on TikTok and confidently declared it to be AI.