Garlic Knots guy!
What did you think I was talking about?

Tail didn’t help. Still lost.
It’s just my aura.

Mmm knots

The experiment begins.

In the parking lot plotting, scheming, and brushing my tail.

Friend invited me over for another lakers game night. When will he learn?

One of the greatest things about being computer literate is getting paid to do random easy stuff.
Got payed $75 to install thunderbird and drag stuff to a different folder.

Photography is fun when you ain't got a realtor in ya ear.

I run more cables for a single MacBook than some people run for a desktop computer.

One of the craziest things about doing real estate photography for so long is when you get to photograph a house you where in years ago and seeing that the price has more than doubled.

How you gonna go from a Mustang GT to a Tesla model 3. That’s like opposite sides of the spectrum.

Grocery shopping

150 operations in the Lightroom queue, guess I’ll go do something else for the next hour.

Time to check my tasks for the day.

Sim swapping someone not to steal their 2FA, but just so I can deactivate their phone line and save everyone the headache.

>calls me when I’m at work
>voicemail only says to call him back
>mad I haven’t called back
Why are boomers like this

This food was supposed to give me energy, not make me eepy.

Wondering why the McDonald’s employee was staring into my backseat before remembering.

Me arguing with myself in my sleep.

Holy man, I’m supposed to be up for work in 6 hours and I just barely finished work for my other job.
GN frens