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I have a deep fear of rejection and as a result I rarely try to actually holler at someone in public. I’m sure I’ve missed out on many amazing people because I was worried they’d be like, “nah, I’m good”. 🤣

I always forget how tall/big I am until I see myself in pictures next to people.

This is what I mean:

Pool day:

Show me I’m one. I’ll wait. Meanwhile you in a rowboat sipping moscato and rubbing your feet together. Girl, bye.

Wednesday, I hosted our annual partnership recognition ceremony.

I honestly don’t think there’s a single living person I dislike more than that man.

42 Actually.

This weekend owes me nothing. Yall turned DC out. Now it’s time to go home. 🤣🤣

If only yall cared as much about politics as you do about Megan and Daystar. This much energy and detective work for a Canadian dude who’s life don’t impact you AT ALL.

First of all, Homelander was getting his ass kicked by Soldier Boy and Butcher. The Hulk could take him singlehanded. As for Omniman, I think Rogue could take him easily. 🤷🏾‍♂️

City folks tell you distance in time, country folks tel you distance in miles.

Can someone explain the premise of Doctor Who to me like I’m 10 years old? Please!?

Definitely gonna ask these next time around.

There’s nothing you can imagine or create that we can’t do better and with greater style. You’re as bland as a piece of copy paper. 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

Facts!!

I worked with a guy who told me Adam Wren made up a story about a rape victim in Afghanistan because he wanted internet fame and because he has erectile disfunction.

Been rocking the porn-stache for the last week. Something I’ve been wanting to try, but now it’s time to bring the beard back.