My brain is too tired from meetings and I'm starving, but I'm too hungry and worn out to think of anything good to eat, let alone cook it.

Listen.

Catieosaurus Listen to me very carefully Having fun isn't hard When you've got a library card

I would like to not have aversions to food textures anymore, please. I prefer to not gag mid-meal.

Give an indie director “Hot Wheels” you cowards!!

I don't know what Micah was watching today, but he suddenly asked me (in distress), "Grandmas can die?!" Yeah, little dude, they can.

Less “You need to let that go” and more “Im sorry for the ways you’re still paying for what I did to you.”

I really want to know where Cristy bought the orange and poppy dress from this week's #GBBO

My kids loved the presents that Noah and I picked out for my dad and stepmom to buy for them 🤣

Twister Twisters Twister: Topeka Drift Twist Tornado 5 Tornado and Twister 6 Twister 7 The Fate of the Twister T9 Twister X

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

The best part of getting old is becoming the target demographic for the Super Bowl halftime show

Incredible millennial prom energy

‘Inside Out’ if it took place inside my head

one thing i hate about christian apologetics is it makes christianity about winning debates instead of following jesus

I would love to sit down and watch Encanto with my grandma and watch her reactions to Mirabel and her abuela.

I'm problematic. Not in a 'cancelled' way, in a 'the nuns in The Sound of Music would have sung about me' way