Hungover Nazir on 3 hours of sleep

I shuffle so many contracts my fingers have become 100% scar tissue. Fear me.

It was ruining my life, Belethor.

Ah, the effect all ladies suffer from when in my vicinity… Well, not quite. Not at all actually. Fuck.

Dawnstar is too cold. Us Redguards weren’t built for this >:(

Initiate Craig keeps referring to Shadowmere by this blasted name… I have spent days deciphering this slang. No success of yet.

Pretty sure I caught Ancano buying one of these off Belethor… Or as he likes to be called on Sundas, Ancanabelle

see this watch? i got it by Killing. my car? Killing. my beautiful wife? Killing. My perfect teeth? Killing. now get the fuck out of my sanctuary

*Shuffles contracts*

Visited Veezara recently, hit him with the old “merry histmas!”. His response? Silence. He’s been so dead-pan since the incident in Falkreath…

season's greason's 🎄 #tes #elderscrolls #skyrim

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 19 Feb 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Yes, I’d smash. Smash his head in.

I finally got to skyrim!! soon enough everyone will be drawn 🧵

I did it!!! I'm done!!!! I'm free 🎉🎉🎉🎉