You've got til 2100 to get your entries in for the avi competition and beat Katie Marshall 's entry!

My new avi is the picture sent in by Katie Marshall ! Thank you for all of the entries! Swift&Bold!

@TamaraGodwin75 I'm back. For the foreseeable future, at least m'lady.

@TamaraGodwin75 She's very well thank you. Keeping an eye on me, so as I don't return to my womanising ways.

Taking a quick break from shooting at Frenchman with TRELL What are you all up to, boys and girls?

@TamaraGodwin75 Ah, the moving pictures? Enjoy.

@TamaraGodwin75 Go rogue. Go on your own. #gohardorgohome

@TamaraGodwin75 That's not my cup of tea either. If the bird with 3 baps is in it, I might go.

@TamaraGodwin75 The new Dredd looks good. I like the idea of shooting someone on spot. Paedos and the like. Less paperwork.

@TamaraGodwin75 In the original total recall, there was a lady with three boobs. Only good bit of the film.

So, boys and girls, what's new in this modern world of yours?

Many thanks for the #FFs an the new followers. Welcome. Just make sure you bloody clean up after yourselves, will you?

Major Richard Sharpe .. in that case - I'd get them to rummage through your archives and send you their favourite #SharpeQuote

You hear that? My new 2iC, Gina wants you lot to send in your favourite by yours truly. Well, get 'em in then!

I'm back. Lets try and ease me back into things, eh? No one wants to deal with too much on their first day back. #AskMajorSharpe

Talk to me. Bring me your wet, modern problems. #askmajorsharpe

Twitter seems bloody quiet these days. Might as well see if Wellington has got any work for me, seeing as you lot don' t. #AskMajorSharpe

@halogirl5 My sword is slightly different to yours. Us Riflemen call a "bayonet" (washes mouth out) a sword. Can you tell me why..?

@halogirl5 The Baker Rifle is shorter than a musket, so we needed a longer "bayonet" so that standing shoulder to shoulder with a Redcoat

@halogirl5 the "bayonet" wall was all the same size and had no gaps. We call it a Sword as it is much longer and more like an actual sword.