Q: Jacob J Meeks Why don’t you present an award at #critcschoice? You’d be a lot more entertaining than these clowns A: Because I don’t participate in corporate-sponsored circle, I prefer regular traditional circle jerks NEXT QUESTION

Q: @alicereeve07 what would your acceptance speech be if you won tonight? #criticschoice A: “You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world” NEXT QUESTION

A: Only after disaster can we be resurrected. Q: Gonalo Fathy How would you describe anarchy?

A: Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything Q: loki pansphere smash thy possessions or give them to the needy ...

What do I look like, Google? @marvelzombiek how do you make napalm with cat litter and frozen orange juice?.

Happy Boxing Day ... now let's get out on the streets and box one another.

Here's a cheat sheet for your New Year's toast.

Oh lord, here we go. jackdurden.com

How much Lye do I need for y'all to realize that it's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything?

Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. And don't forget to ... pic.x.com/ieCw3FUMqq

This is true, because I said it.

Remember this everyone: This is your life, and its ending one minute at a time.

We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like ... sounds about right.

While y'all are quibbling over emojis, you do realize that more pressing issues are present. Like, EVERY OTHER ISSUE PRESENT.

Q: "How do you buy things?" A: The things you own end up owning you. NEXT QUESTION!

RT: Jeff Murray Why would I give tips to a potential competitor? Teach yourself. NEXT QUESTION

Q: Luccas Escher whats the first rule of fight club? A: What's 'Fight Club'? Never heard of it. NEXT QUESTION

Q: Lee G. Kushner That's just embracing AIDS, maybe. A: Is there a question is here? Stop wasting my time. NEXT QUESTION

*SMH* ... let's go over this ONE more time.

Then we buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like. It makes perfect sense.