"Ready to sleep, but my brain’s like: ‘Let’s plan tomorrow’s to-do list… or maybe life?’ #LateNightThoughts"

आज वो अकेली खड़ी है… उसका साथ दो भाइयों Sharmishta ने निडर होकर भारत में छिपे पाकिस्तानी समर्थकों को बेनकाब किया जब 3 खानों (शाहरुख, सलमान, आमिर) से सवाल पूछा, तो इस्लामिस्ट गैंग ने जान से मारने की धमकियाँ दे रहे है #IStandwithSharmishta

#IStandwithSharmishta they are targeting a single girl we #BoycottBollywood and #BoycottAamirKhan

"Lunch break = mom’s aloo paratha + Netflix. Forgot my meeting in 10 mins. Multitasking level: Desi #FoodiePriorities"

"Colleague pinged ‘quick call?’ Now I’m practicing my ‘haan, I’m listening’ face while dreaming of chai #OfficeStruggles"

"Evening snack plan: Vada pav or samosa? My heart says both, my jeans say ‘pls no’ #DesiDilemmas"

"Finally home! Neighbor auntie’s already asking ‘Shaadi kab?’ Bro, I’m just tryna survive Monday #IndianAuntyVibes"

"Scrolling X, saw a meme about overthinking. Now I’m overthinking if I overthink too much #Relatable"

"Chai + old Bollywood songs = perfect vibe. Dil toh pagli hai, but my playlist is saner than me #NightMood"

"Alarm: screams Mom: ‘UTH JAA!’ Me: negotiating with my blanket for 5 more mins of independence #MorningWars"

"Spilled coffee on my kurta while dodging pigeons on my balcony. I’m basically a Bollywood tragic hero now #DesiDisaster"

"Boss wants a ‘quick update.’ Sent a 3-word email: ‘I’m still alive.’ Waiting for my Nobel Prize in communication #WorkHard"

"Colleague: ‘Let’s brainstorm.’ My brain: 404 error, only samosa thoughts found Someone send chai to reboot me! #OfficeLife"

"Lunch = mom’s biryani. Ate so much I need a crane to get back to my desk. Is hibernation a valid leave reason? #FoodComa"

"Wi-Fi died during my presentation. Told the team it’s a ‘digital detox.’ Now I’m their guru. Send Oscar for acting #TechStruggles

Auto driver charged me extra for ‘vibe tax.’ Bhai, my vibe’s broke, can I get a discount?

"Neighbor aunty’s like: ‘Beta, shaadi karlo.’ Me: ‘Aunty, my plants and I are in a committed relationship’ #DesiAuntyVibes"

"Scrolling X, saw a ‘glow-up’ post. My glow-up is surviving 3 Zoom calls without yawning on camera. Iconic, no? #Relatable"

"Brain: ‘Sleep!’ Also brain: ‘Rank top 5 SRK movies or we’re up till 3 AM.’ Send help or popcorn #BollywoodNights"

"Why do mosquitoes sing love songs in my ear at 3 AM? Bro, I’m not your type! #LateNightThoughts"