“Won’t matter. We’ll have plenty of rooms to choose from. It all depends on who we feed it to first.”

“Boring.”

“Done.”

"I'm sure there's a way to liven things up."

"Where's blondie?"

"That's it. I'm leaving again."

"For a my little pony character maybe."

Squints.

"Exposed. Just wait until Twitter hears about this."

"I'll think about it... Okay, I thought about it. No."

"I don't remember any of them but I'll take that as incentive and be sure to make newer and even more mortifying ones up."

"I'd go as a hot motherfucker for Halloween but I'm that everyday so—."

"So I'm gonna be an ugly motherfucker instead. Aka, Superboy."

"Flattery gets nowhere with me, speedster. Bribery on the other hand. Now that's a different story."

"I'd say keep trying but /please/ don't."

"Any minute now, wonder bread."

"Not really. He's got that good boy southern air to him that makes me feel like it's just a dollar fifty in coins rattling around in an actual pig shaped piggy bank."

Should she pinch his cheeks?

Let's not pretend he can reach that high.

Oh, he's an angry elf. Fuck it—Pokes his cheeks, "Who shit in your cheerios, kid?"