HuaHuaは1歳と5.5歳です。

hitler is alive and his spirit operates the shipping company DHL

May her cramps hit harder when she texts other guys.

my grandma told me "keep $20 in your wallet so if you see a pretty girl you can buy her flowers". grandma these bitches want coke 😭😭

Garry's Mod creator says programmers over-relying on AI is like using too much porn: 'You lose your ability to ejaculate using your imagination' pcgamer.com/software/ai/ga…

BETTER CALL HIGURAMA ⚖️ #呪術廻戦 #jujutsukaisen

Un tío en el gimnasio con un tatuaje del half life en el brazo y una camiseta de un esqueleto con una cerveza

hey baby you like uh… (opens my satchel and 17 tiny clay men scramble out running in all directions) oh fuck! grab them! fuck!

calling a pretty girl a vampire is the highest form of flattery btw

#nop #nop

You can always make yourself at home inside of my ribcage

ive been laughing at this for the past 40 minutes

Everywhere I go I get reminded of her

Thou shall not give af

it has gotten better before and it will again

The machine can never replace the craft of a real pervert

ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN OBLITERATE NVIDIA'S EXECUTIVE LEADERSHIP AND MY STEAM LIBRARY IS YOURS