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I love you all I hope you never kill me

My birthday tomorrow who up and easy

Omfg just realised I have to change the location in my bioooo bweh me voy a matar I’m not ready to leave vlc ;_;

Why is peppa pig three days older than me

Bisexuals which half of the month are you celebrating

I ask for Jack and coke at the bar and they bring out a baggie and this fucking bird

I’m gonna rub your belly when I tell you this,

Noah’s making me a gift and doesn’t want me to see it so instead of going to another room like a NORMAL person she’s just thrown a bed sheet over my head and sat next to me

日本万歳！🇯🇵

We miss you btw <3

Oomf doing my nails everyone say thank you oomf 𝓭𝔂𝓴𝓮𝖋𝖆𝖌

Bosco from Tésis (1996) I’m soooo drunkkkkl 😭😭

Chema I’m sooooo druuuuunnkkk 😭😭

The way Pitch Perfect 2 is a masterpiece

I like a few Hot Mulligan songs but Jesus Christ why do they make the titles so embarrassing

happy pride month ♥️

I got kidnapped by two lesbians and now I’m bald

Yeah they saved my life happy pride y’all

Umm anyways 📸🤨