If Chelsea win this match, I will delete my twitter . GGMU🙌🏼

This electric blanket no Dey try oooo 3 is not hot hot 🥵 cus I’m still cold then 4 is burning hot 🔥. Can we have 3.5?

6 hours to the most exciting and rewarding year of my life, 2025 is going to be back to back congratulations 🙌🏼

Better remove that "resolution" from your vision board and start working towards it, it won't actualise by itself.

Please is there any trick on how to actually cut this spinach for vegetable soup cus I'm tired of cutting this thing oo

I'm wearing socks and shoe and even glove but my toes and fingers hurt 😭, this kind weather God

Today is going to be crazy 🥱🥱

Just employ more people and stop suffering the ones working with you. Na to just resign Egbami, before I die

Sound mind , healthy body and a fervent spirit 🙏🙏Amen

Had the best delulu right now😂😂 Heard someone on radio crying after winning £11million, I immediately started planning how to use the £11m and how many houses I'm buying 😂😂

I've even settled my family people 😂

Man United abeg nau 😔😔😩

It's weird how my husband doesn't like me Mixing soup but he will use groundnut to drink golden morn.

I have this new addiction that I cannot do without eating bread and groundnut with cashew nut everyday. I just literally ate a bowl of rice and I couldn't even finish it but I'm craving bread with cashew nut and groundnut 😩😩

I'm not sad anymore, I'm calm now. But see what someone did to my car and didn't even drop his/her details. I hate driveway parking ehh. Just avoid driveway parking guys when you're renting a house. Just have your own personal parking space.

I just Dey talk wetin Dey do me, I no even know wetin Dey sup for here😩😧😧

Asking my ChatGPT to give me a thousand quid😂

Yea, long time no see😪. I thought working in the virtual ward will be easier 🥱🥱

If you're game, drop user ID let's game 💃💃. For the Efootball.

You go first see signs before you see wonders