“There’s yer sign. Summer’s right around the corner.” “How’s that?” “Them girls with the plus-size privates goin at ‘er in the park like jackrabbits.” “Mmmyep.”

still my brain when she calls me by one of the cute nicknames she’s assigned me😵‍💫😍

tHE miLk gOOd foR MAScLes🍼 bUiLdS tHe BEEfS🥩 mAkE yoU STRonK LikE ThE BuLL💪 aNd HOaRnY aS THe FuCK🍆

Earthshaker on the move⚠️

Like a loyal puppy on a string… …But she’s got that proverbial dawg in ‘er😍 (ft. Alexis and Sandy | @sandymoo.bsky.social 💗)

Good morning 💗

There are people on here who don’t see the issue because the two images technically depict the same thing and that’s why these movies continue to exist and make money

I wasn’t much of a CAD fan/follower back in the heyday, and yeah, maybe it was tonal whiplash or whatever, but all the memes and mockery seemed like way too much. I dunno. (also 17 years already? Jeez…)

The green season’s come at last 🌱💗

This online sniping is boring already. They should just square off in honorable combat: man to man at the bottom of a manure pond.

In Allie's defense, it was a bumpy stretch of road...

Morning, Little Sunshine💗🌞

Room Service~

A delightful day with Dad💗

Out for a sit and a ponder

Allie, the drapes…?