ashley and i have mandated a strict 2-hour daily screentime limit. may sound heavy-handed, but our freakin' ape-ass brains have needed it.

it has been a game-changer. if we do not adhere to it, we punish ourselves. if this sounds crazy to you, you probably need it.

the dumbest people are always the loudest.

smart people just sit back and quietly observe.

we need more smart/loud people.

stand tall, brethren. i think it’s time to finally start posting more.

Hardest video ever 🥹

we’re gardening on live stream lol come hang

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Happy Earth Day! 🌎🍃🐝🐛🦋💚

Todays vlog is just too ridiculous 😂⚡️

if this tweet gets 5k likes, i’ll reveal what the genre of the movie is………

LEAKING A SHOT from the MOVIE?!

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I love how your family has so much filmed! Thank goodness you can look back on these 🥹

Vlog today @ 4pm est and a stream tonight! 🫨

RIP Aunt Jackie 💔

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🌞😎

okay…I’m done with the internet today 😭😭

our family is absolutely devastated right now. anger, shock and deep sadness.

aunt jackie has passed away. i genuinely cannot believe i’m typing this…at a loss for words and feel nothing but dread.

it has been a brutal last couple days as a hospital failed to treat a blood…

WE SAVED POOPYJOHN’S LIFE?!

youtu.be/mVWd8xeZBZI?si…

Hoppy Easter Juggies! 🐰❤️

Will McJuggerNuggets Need Surgery AGAIN?!

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