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Idk why responding like this brings me so much joy 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

Kinda thinking I should make mixes of what my brain sounds like. Right now it’s mashing between: #PeanutButterJellyTime, #RecordPlayer, #BadgerSong, #RockandRollAllNite, #BaconPancakes, #BabyItsColdOutside, and obviously my thoughts/inner monologues 🫠

I’m so glad my friends understand I will disappear for weeks, but also don’t check their spelling before texting 🤌🏼

You know you’re having a sensory day when the feeling of your toothbrush on your mouth rocks feels metallic, gives you goosebumps, and makes you want to vomit 🙃

I don’t care how old I get, when someone says “guess what” I must respond with “chicken butt” 🤷🏻‍♀️ I didn’t make the rules.

#ForgedInFire has the BEST sportsmanship. Such an excellent competition show ⚔️

Rarely do I actually find babies cute (most look like potatoes, aliens, or alien potatoes); HOWEVER, my bestfriend somehow produced AN ACTUALLY CUTE BABY. Baby so cute she peaked in babyhood - forget peaking in high-school.

I am the self proclaimed queen of direct communication 🤷🏻‍♀️😂 can we seriously make 2023 the year for more direct communication though? It really does make everything so.much.easier.

And this is why you communicate expectations 💅🏼

I always wanted to be physically built like an #elf in #RPG & the #fantasy genre, but alas, I wear the badge of #dwarf honour 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’ll get real vulnerable here. I’m not scared of dying alone. I’m scared of watching my friends not reach their goals (ie becoming parents, advancing their career, etc). Then because of this, losing their spark because they didn’t find true happiness within themselves.

When TV shows & movies can make you cry when you’re on antidepressants, you know the emotions hit home

FUCK YOU Doug Ford. Should we be pulling the notwithstanding clause on your pathetic ass? #IStandWithCUPE #DougFord #DougFordMustResign I’m not even in #Ontario, but I KNOW how it feels to have teachers not being able to be there for their students. #BCiswithON

You ever twitch your neck to the side a little too aggressively and you feel it crack. Then you think “oops, glad that I’m not stronger than that” 😅😅

The awkward moment when posting Facebook status updates is looking hot compared to the direction Twitter is going 😅

Due to the hellscape that twitter is becoming, if you don’t follow me on Instagram or TikTok (also YouTube - in the process of making that happen), I highly suggest you pick one of those to follow! Not sure if this app is going to randomly go dark, so precautions are needed 😮‍💨

Life boat at this point

You ever burp so hard/loud you think a demon may be exiting your body? 😅

Have you ever had a dog clean out your bellybutton? It’s as weird as it sounds