in this house we never speak against florence welch

i want to say “oh to be 13 and hearing this for the first time” but it feels the same way every time i hear it 14 years later

hey Charli there’s an empty commercial space on the ground floor of my apartment building that used to be a restaurant i think it would be a good venue for a brat show

need to live it up this summer before i inevitably trip and fall two stories from trying to dance in my arena seat at the charli show this fall

zookeepers:

i need the lana del rey coachella dress for my birthday I NEED THE LANA DEL REY COACHELLA DRESS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

some oomfs have never heard hey ya by outkast and it’s starting to show

always happy to catsit but just know all of the update photos are going to look like this bc it amuses me

literally just chipped one of my nicest knives (doesn’t matter why)

oomf loses his vape juice and now I’M in trouble??

5 hits off da blinker & watching a tiktok of a 50lb beaver who’s trying to walk on thin ice but keeps falling through with tears in my eyes…. someone help him!!!

wasn’t planning on it thanks though

should i go to a museum (intellectually stimulating activity) in my paul mescal t shirt (absolute brain rot apparel)

feeling extremely unwell the morning after a baseball game is the american pastime

realizing my lighter is in the pocket of the jacket folded up and buried in my backpack is like 15 9/11’s

guy running the taco shop let me use his eclipse glasses thank god the day is saved

wait im going to a baseball game the same day as an eclipse… this twilight coded ass day

just realized my friend had one beer while i had three and then i made her watch a bunch of youtube videos on my phone omg im like a bad tinder date

everyone in this house seems to be talking a little too much about how i don’t like avocado and a little bit too little about how my friend used a bath mat as a towel last night

my driver is asking a lot of questions already answered by me wearing a short dress, heeled boots, and glitter eyeliner at 8AM