I've been conflicted about whether to say anything, because I feel like Donald Trump could win it even without the oral. He didn't need to do the oral. And that is why this is so tough for me to tell about the oral.

“no matter who wins jesus is always king” im begging you to actually shut the fuck up lol

2016 broke my heart. 2024 is breaking my humanity

very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”

“we’re fortunate that president trump” is a bone chilling choice of words to put on the most valuable billboard in existence rn

I’d rather get a pap smear from Edward Scissor hands than watch any second of the inauguration.

“That’s when they suspended the constitution. They said it would be temporary. There wasn’t any rioting in the streets. People stayed home, watching their televisions, looking for direction. There wasn’t even an enemy you could put a finger on.” - Margaret Atwood, Handmaids Tale

Someone please explain how I joined the Sleep Token presale queue the SECOND it opened and there are still 18,360 people ahead of me in line?! I swear to god if this becomes a repeat of last year…

Currently googling how many seats are in Ball Arena. It says 20,000 so 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

GOT EMMMMM

encountering grown adults with mean girl energy is so scary because what is wrong with you

there’s too much shit on me

“Consider going to a place where the people celebrate you, not just tolerate you.”

When I was a kid I would spend much of my free time on free rice dot com bc I felt if I didn’t get as much rice donated as possible it was a sin

Back on snap after years away but I don’t know what any of this is and I’m fucking scared.

i hate when you leave your phone on the side and it brings up that red evil clock

“There is no where in the Bible where we are taught to honor evil and how you die does not redeem how you lived. You don’t become a hero in death when you are a weapon of the enemy in life” ~Pastor Howard John-Wesley of Alfred Street Baptist Church In DC #CharlieKirk

Y’all this accutane packaging is UNHINGED.

i miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur