The rest is from selling those little puddings in supermarkets presumably

The Bible was very much not written in English

Beyond shameless

You were paid £69.66 to record a Cameo video paying tribute to paedophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins.

Happy Valentine's Day #NUFC

Definitely offside that goal #NUFC

Abraham a yard offside and no VAR. Meanwhile, Joe Willock's eyebrow offside against Spurs. It's a funny old game.

Don’t think it’s possible to be any angrier at a ref than I am right now

Pure justice that goal. This referee is shockingly bad.

YES LADS!

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

Fucking hell we're winning the champions league?

Gutted I couldn't get a ticket.

Finally starting the last series of Stranger Things. Not that I can remember much about the previous four series now.

Anyone seen Nigel? #GortonAndDenton

Man married to Cruella fails to recognise joy.

Reform didn't win Gorton and Denton you say? Oh well. Unlucky Nigel 😏

Please stop calling Matt Goodwin Matt Badloss. He really hates it, so whatever you do don’t share this with the hashtag #MattBadloss to get it trending.