Why on Earth would you move to bumfuck nowhere away from your “village” just so mom can stay home with the kids?

I paid $25k/yr for daycare for one kid. I get a 2K credit every year on my taxes for him. A one time $5,000 payment doesn’t even come close to influencing my decision.

The worst part of being a manager might very well be CapEx time cards

Anyone else current addicted to the K Pop Demon Hunter soundtrack? I’ve been listening to it on repeat with my 6yo and now we’ve sucked in my husband

I’m selling my 1800 sqft townhouse and have to get my smoke detectors inspected before closing. I have to replace more than half of them - why on earth are there 10 of them?!!

We moved into our new house in June, but officially closed and sold the townhouse that we lived in for 11 years today. I might be crying a little bit 😭

Now would be a good time to disable autoplaying of videos in your social media feeds. No one should stumble across footage of someone’s murder.

Atlassian moved the status button dropdown in the JIRA ticket view and I’m all out of sorts now. My muscle memory is being tested

I opened Audible in CarPlay in my car yesterday and what the fuck I had to scroll past 3 rows of recommendations before getting to my library. This UI is meant to be used in a vehicle! Potentially while driving! I should easily be able to access my most recent book

Embarrassing that this is what has become of the DOT I used to work for 🤮

You ever just feel like your whole life is loading and emptying the dishwasher?

Noooooo. I have a domestic trip this weekend and a flight to India next Saturday

My 7yo convinced my husband to change all of the sounds on his Tesla to fart sounds. Im mortified whenever we go anyway, but the two of them love it 🥰

I’m in India this week for work and time zones are making it hard to call home. I just saw a recording from my doorbell where my son went out front to get a package and turned to the doorbell and said “hi mommy” 🥹

Just noticed I apparently am getting billed twice for my current address by Xfinity. When we moved, I created a new account and my husband cancelled the old address. Except the old address didn’t get cancelled, they transferred the bill to the new address & I now have two