Just tightened up my eyeliner wing with this thing in case anyone wants to be outwardly proud of my innovativeness

Love love love me a cute dress / skirt with scuffed up combat boots situation

Not my nephew askin what the double scars on both my knees are from (drunken falls, get your mind out the gutter)

If ur forced to exist Why not enjoy it

Thank you…

Good luck getting ridda me

Can I come over and look at you like this?

Imagine not liking me and I have to agree with you because who would

How the male seahorse carries and births the babies for the lady seahorse that he knocked up Like 🥹 What a gentleman…

Bro I have been just an absolute shit pot these last couple days. I cursed and threw a temper tantrum last night because my washcloth got wet before I wanted it to??? Turns out, this morning we figure out why…

I have been nothing but toxic and insane to you and ~this~ is how u treat me…

I hope you’re asleep in the morning when joy comes

Call me Eda the way I’m mommy 🫛 (Please don’t block me)

I need a shoppers cronut about this

Legit me if you even care to invite me to your disco party

Nephew asked me why have a mole aka BEAUTY MARK on my face… Don’t test me kid, I’ll ask u why you were born

I get super excited when someone famous follows me but then I hate on people who idolize famous people lol Chat does this make me fake

Can’t risk it

If you had to guess how many of my exes leave me alone after a break up, what would u say (there’s no wrong answer)

I dont know who goes to the bars and leaves before they close. Like, who can do that? I have to stay until the lights turn up so I can hear the person I’ve been talking to all night tell me I’m actually pretty