Me: [print] Printer: You're low on ink Me: What? I just bought ink P: You're low on magenta Me: I want to print in black P: You need magenta Me: wtf I just need black & black is full P: magennnnta Me: [buys and installs $30 magenta cartridge] Me: [print] P: So, about your cyan

Day 500 of this 'scandal' and I still can't quite work out what it's supposed to be.

Oh is Twitter back to doing its fucking annoying "Hey let's keep swapping to the 'For You' tab without asking!" bullshit again?

Can whatever the fuck that incredibly shitty Whiteout Survival game is FUCK THE FUCK OFF THE PLANET!

weird

Tourist: "Wow that's a spooky looking ruin/old house/castle." Local: "Yes it's haunted by, I dunno, let's say 'The Grey Lady'. Yeah that'll do."

Remember, the people who were called Witches 400 years ago were just regular folk who probably just annoyed the wrong person in their community and suffered immensely because of it!

Keir Starmer once again wasting time and abusing the office of PM by getting special access politically irrelevant celebrity whose security is picked up by UK taxpayers

I'm shocked at Christopher Chope's suggestion that women with children can't be party leaders. I didn't expect that from the man who blocked a bill to make upskirting illegal.

As everybody I’ve ever blocked will be able to see my timeline soon, I have a message for all of them - I still think you are a cunt.

The Royal Family: "We follow centuries of traditions, protocol and etiquette to maintain unparalleled standards the commoners could never fully comprehend." Also the Royal Family: "Yeah I've just decided to call my wife 'the Queen' lol!"

The most bizarre thing is to see how John Redwood and Jacob Rees-Mogg appear to be morphing into each other...

Donald Trump looks tired. Doesn't he look tired...

Guys, the internet is still wonderful.

"…and the housemates who were caught talking about nominations would be banned from nominating!" #BBUK

When Adolf Hitler became Chancellor of Germany in 1933, he introduced policies aimed at improving the economy. The changes included privatisation of state-owned industries, import tariffs, and an attempt to achieve autarky (national economic self-sufficiency).

What in the fuck...

Good to Popbitch exposing this about BBC Newsnight. Can't afford in-depth journalism, can afford Kwasi Kwarteng.