We must collectively bring back stained glass windows for the betterment of society I am begging

Dude this tweet is like giga hidden, it’s not even showing up in my bookmarks sucks cuz it’s potentially tweet of the year

Donald Trump has announced Matty Healy will lead the department of Public Relations

here's a star-shaped leaf to give you good luck ✨

the way every single one of these went wrong

So if you follow me, you’ve been made aware of what “governing” with the R’s controlling the house has been like (most unproductive in the history of Congress). The same dysfunctional group will run the house, again, no idea of who the speaker will be, but now it’s R across the

“little white girl” and it’s a 20 year old racist misogynist

Is this his 1st wife? Or the woman w whom he cheated on his 1st wife? Or his 2nd wife? Or the woman w whom he cheated on his 2nd wife & had a child while married to the 2nd wife? Or his 3rd wife, who is the woman w whom he cheated & had a child while married to the 2nd wife?

in an ideal world, both of them are in a nursing home

“how do you make a bridge?” chappell roan with a PhD in architecture:

Donald Trump picks Kamala Harris as president.

the way pedro pascal is ready to hit the floor just to fix his sister’s dress at his own premiere… peak gentleman energy.

In 2022, the pro-Trump clothing brand Lions Not Sheep was fined $211,335 for ripping out "made in China" labels and replacing them with "made in USA." Their site had lines like: “Are your products USA Made?” “100% AMERICAN MADE,” and “BEST DAMN AMERICAN MADE GEAR ON THE PLANET.”

It’s been 8 days. Elon is cooked

What cabinet position did she get

Donald Trump names Caitlyn Jenner as Secretary of Transportation.

Former AG Kamala Harris enjoyed a glass of wine while playing a game with kids. MAGA: THAT IS DISQUALIFYING WHO DOES THAT!!!! Potentially future AG Matt Gaetz is accused of sex trafficking kids. MAGA: THIS IS EPIC!!! CRY HARDER LIBS!!! But tell me more about those eggs.

Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible