What are you willing to part with, America?

Light Wire should absolutely have a Vegas show — at The Sphere. It would be AMAZING. #AGT

I wish conservatives got this straight: Without blue states, America would look like a failing country; patchy internet, collapsing schools, no tech, no medicine, no future. Red states cash the federal checks. Blue states write them. You don’t fund the nation. You bleed it

I just went to find my iPad to vote for Mama Duke — she would get all my votes. I just love her. But Mel B took care of voting for me. #AGT

So New York Times Games wants to charge for access. Ok, let’s see. There’s a sale, then the regular price. Hmm, how much could they ask? I think my starting Wordle says it

I think it’s time for Dancing With the Stars to rename itself Dancing With Somewhat Interesting People

Ok who did this 😭

Tonight’s dream: Tracey Thorn recently had a birthday. I dreamed that we held a birthday party for her, 101 Dalmatians-themed, in a hard-to-find bookstore. Emma Thompson was Cruella and moved the party to a pizza place but my laundry machines were malfunctioning so I couldn’t go.

The two men on Wheel of Fortune look like the same man, 15 years apart. Hi I’m Chris from 2010. Hi I’m Chris from 2025.

I love seeing the whining about gay people on Jeopardy. Why are so many gay? Maybe it’s because the gays are just smarter.

I always start w random word from last thing I saw. If Trump then words easy: GRIFT, TRASH, SHART, DEVIL, WORST…you get the picture. I’m not sure this counts. it’d take more than this to make that wretch seem human. Wordle 1,585 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Installed new iPad os and my old iPad started doing weird things, battery draining, etc. Gave in, bought a new iPad and the new one is doing the same exact things. What is happening at Apple?!

Anyone else watching Matlock and screaming at the TV DO NOT HAVE THAT CONVERSATION IN THE OFFICE YOU FOOLS!! You know that conference room was bugged. #Matlock

The air smells better already.

Hermey and I are ready for Rudolph. I’ll never forget the guy who had a meltdown because I said Rudolph was the story of every gay kid and the Coach and Dad were assholes. He said I ruined it forever for him and his kids. Seriously…

People ragging on Cher for lip synching. She’s 79 She’s a fucking legend. Seriously.

The OG ANTIFA

It’s a Wonderful Life always amazes me for how much story gets told. Same with Sound of Music. They’re both like three movies in one.

Also, every year I see Its A Wonderful Life, Mr Potter and Donald Trump seem more and more alike. Especially when Potter steals Uncle Billy’s money, then calls the authorities to accuse him of a crime that Potter himself did and wishes George a happy new year in jail.

Invading Venezuela was a naked, desperate display, and it will not end well for any of us. No one is fooled about the intent. Well….i look forward to the proud citizens of Dumbfuckistan stepping right up to defend Dear Orange Leader.