They should let some of the Clean-Tok moms take a crack at the 4th and 9th station

They’re playing “Just Be A Man About It” in CVS 😇

I want friends like on the Spectrum commercial who care so much they freak out if they think I’ve taken up with a subpar internet service provider

I hope Elton John updates the lyrics to "Honky Cat" this time.

The girl's name "Lorna" is poised for a stunning comeback

I want the same laptop case the guys use in Peaky Blinders

In the mood to peek between the striped curtains of a revival tent somewhere in the American south

Regardless of "gender," if a character's mother isn't that character in a wig, I turn the show off.

A Voluptuous Mature Woman's Camisole

I wish TV shows could still end with a freeze frame of the central character biting into a big sandwich

Me: I just wish there was a way for me to offer advice or suggestions without sounding pushy My therapist: Could you say something like "Would you be interested in any advice or suggestions?" Me: Omg amazing

Dinah “Bernie” Manoff

Looking for a sweater so thick n chunky that that each stitch is the width of my fist and i can’t fit in any car

shop owners never actually say “we just got these in”, but everything else in the movies is real

In the mood for an avuncular mentor-type to ruefully admit he underestimated me

reminiscing about buttoning only the top button of a lightweight black cardigan over a pastel satin dress

predicting high-end chamber pots will be the next big thing with LA’s rich-but-earthy poly guys

missing panini culture lately

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lol the Eileen trailer is Waluigi “Carol”