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Likes crustaceans. Buy my poetry collection DEATH EGG: amazon.com/dp/B0CHL96XPY/…

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calendar_today06-03-2015 00:31:35

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People really like me on this website. Death is never wished upon me and I'm rarely called 'the most annoying account possible'

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To be honest, everyone at the rock climbing gym was pissed off and annoyed by me. I kept hogging the children's wall and when I fell from the auto-belay, it would make an obnoxious dissident clanging noise. There's not much hope for a 31 yr old man trying to start over

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What a wholesome weekend of enjoying my hobbies. I went rock climbing, grabbed sushi, traded Pokemon with my friend, and even explored a local aquarium! Life is awesome as a 31 yr old man. Tomorrow it's back to Dunkin Donuts

What a wholesome weekend of enjoying my hobbies. I went rock climbing, grabbed sushi, traded Pokemon with my friend, and even explored a local aquarium! Life is awesome as a 31 yr old man. Tomorrow it's back to Dunkin Donuts
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I am going to delete the 'face post' I did. I feel uncomfortable getting ~100 'likes' when I post my face. It fills my heart with hatred and makes me hate all of you

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"I hated Dunkin Donuts. No matter how badly I screwed up in my life or how unemployable I was, I could always get a job at Dunkin Donuts because nobody wants to do Dunkin. Few people are good at it. I would find myself cashiering for these massive corporations on weekends, often

"I hated Dunkin Donuts. No matter how badly I screwed up in my life or how unemployable I was, I could always get a job at Dunkin Donuts because nobody wants to do Dunkin. Few people are good at it. I would find myself cashiering for these massive corporations on weekends, often
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I like going to Walmart for my handyman DIY needs because I can look at video games and Pokemon cards, and they have beer. Don't like going to Home Depot or the car parts place

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They should make a newspaper that's slightly leftwing, a newspaper that's rightwing, and then a newspaper that's somewhat inbetween both sides of the political aisle

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Here's another theory. What if releasing the Epstein list would be a case of the cure being worse than the disease? If releasing the list exposed online indie lit, there could be massive unrest, riots, destruction. Governments could fall. Hundreds or thousands (or more) could